Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Top Ten Reasons To Fire Belichick

Dear Reader,

So many have asked: Why fire Bill Belichick, the
genius of our time, the modern-day Lombardi?

We're here to answer that question. Hence, we
begin a series of the top ten reasons to fire
our beloved coach.

#10: To prove he's really a genius. Is
Belichick really a genius? How can we tell? Maybe
it's his favorite QB Tom "Cindy" Brady that's the
real reason. Maybe it's his past offensive and
defensive coordinators. Maybe it's just plain luck.
But fire ol' Bill and put him in Detroit -- well, if
you can win in Detroit, you must be a genius.


Blogger JD said...

You dumb ass, he won with Bledsoe in the 93-01 era. He isn't just an offensive genius either, he is a defensive mastermind and he managed to manage an entire team last year without a single coordinator. Get your facts straight.

7:26 PM  
Blogger gaily gail said...

You can't fire Bill Belichick -- the greatest coach in NFL history. He is a genius who has delivered three superb Super Bowl wins to New England. In addition, he is a remarkable human being -- a great talent with a superhuman work ethic and an uncanny instinct for winning. -- Gail S.

1:37 PM  
Blogger slathering said...

The poor Lions.

This is why I grew up not caring about the NFL. When you grow up in Detroit, you tend to become a hockey fan.

12:06 PM  
Blogger Monkeesfan said...


Can the Red Wings go all the way?

I'm hoping the Bruins make a real fight of it this time, and also that the Providence Bruins (I go to a lot of AHL games) beat those damned Portland Pirates and Hartford Wolfpack.

12:01 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

I think genius Bill proved that he might be a good coach, but he falls far short in the human being department. His actions after the Super Bowl were deplorable - no class at all! You can have him Patriot fans!

3:09 PM  

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